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Got home Saturday evening around 4:30. Spoke with Mom and Dads lungs are starting to fill with fluid. They are bringing oxygen out to the house but there will be no more trips to the hospital that is his wish. He begins his journey into the West.  No word yet today Sunday on his condition.   Mom was going to start giving him some pedialite since he hasn't been able to keep anything in,  just right through.     It's now the time of waiting for the inevitable.

Seniors In Love

An elderly senior couple were invited to an old friends home for dinner one
evening.
She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her
husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweet
heart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still
very much in love.
While the husbands were in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to
her host to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years , you
still call your husband all those loving pet names'.
The elderly lady hung her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said ,
'His name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death
to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.
I know.......I'm bad....but you have to admit, it is funny!

Apparently they didn't consider the sun when designing this wall


now that's funny--I don't care who you are, its funny...lol
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


1 0. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
There were probably many, many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the e-mails I send.
So today I just wanted to tell you..........


Suck it up, "Cupcake"!!!
'Cause there are NO CHANGES planned for 2010 !!!

Hunting story

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature...

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly '

song by Bloc Party

Content

The lyrics in “Hunting for Witches” are influenced by the terrorist attacks on London’s transportation system in July 2005. It also contains references to the September 11 attacks and The Daily Mail. Band frontman Kele Okereke stated in an interview with Jolie Lash:

The 30 bus in Hackney, which is just around the corner from where I live, was blown up. written when I was just observing the reactions of the mainstream press in and I was just amazed at how easy it’d been to whip them up into a fury. … I guess the point about the song for me is post-September 11th, the media has really traded on fear and the use of fear in controlling people.

The opening of the song features sound portions from news programs into a catchy feel.